Friday, November 1, 2013

Funny Business blog tour: Spotlight & Tour Giveaway


Publisher: Monarch Moments
Publication Date: October 24, 2013
Genre: Romantic Comedy

Artie’s been carrying a torch for Marie since she first repaired his car at Smitty’s garage. Too bad she hates cops. You could write a novel about it. Actually, Artie did. He even published it online. It’s a little cheesy, but his pen name Desiree Robb is developing a fan base.

Out of the blue, the book takes off, igniting an avalanche of sales. Desiree Robb is approached by a major publisher- they’re offering millions!

But Desiree has to show her pretty face for promotions. Guess who Artie asks to be Desiree?
Marie signs on- for a price. It’s easy money, but things get complicated. Artie’s driving her batty. Or is there something more? During preparations for a live TV broadcast, a sweet romance tentatively begins.
More complications ensue. The mob gets involved. These guys mean business- so what if they still live with their parents? Then there’s the hot for cops VP, a popular talk show, and the FBI. It all fuses into a laugh out loud cluster chaos as tangled as a New York City rush hour.

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A former New York City cop, Desmond X. Torres will neither confirm nor deny his ownership of a blonde wig and pink bathrobe.

He always wanted to be an astronaut, but the closest he ever got was being called a space shot.

In his spare time, he enjoys mixed martial arts, motocross racing, and base jumping from tall buildings. He has a great cable TV package. And beer. He loves beer. And nachos. He really loves nachos.

He’d better say he loves K.D. McLean too or she’s going to brain him.

He has been writing since he can remember. It started in primary school. Penmanship has always been important to him - it’s a lost art.

His motto for life is – “I’m going to live forever.”

So far, so good.

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Tour Giveaway

Desmond is giving away the following prizes at the end of the tour:
Grand Prize: Amazon Gift Card for $25.00, Tales of Pandora eBook Collection (by KD McLean) and an eBook of Funny Business.
First Runner Up: Tales of Pandora eBook Collection (by KD McLean) and an eBook of Funny Business
Second Runners up: 3 winners will get an eBook of Funny Business


Desmond X Torres' FUNNY BUSINESS Tour 10/29 - 11/30
10/29 3 Partners in Shopping, Nana, Mommy, & Sissy, Too!

10/30 Why I Can't Stop Reading

11/1 Sassy Book Lovers

11/4 Fic Central

11/6 - Book Monster Reviews

11/9 Offbeat Vagabond

11/9 Toot's Book Reviews

11/10 Literal Hotties Naughty Book Reviews

11/14 Living An Eternal Fairytale

11/14 victoria's gossip

11/16 Books Books and More Books

11/17 Book Lovin’ Mamas

11/17 Coffee Talk Writers


11/18 The Snarkology

11/19 Cocktails and Books

11/19 KT Book Reviews

11/19 The Biblio-Files: Confessions of a Book Whore

11/19 Wicked Readings by Tawania

11/20 Inner Goddess

11/23 The Reading Café

11/23 Words of Wisdom from The Scarf Princess

11/25 My Secret Romance Book Reviews

11/27 So Many Reads

11/29 Book Pages and Dripping Ink

11/30 A_TiffyFit's Reading Corner

11/30 Vampires, Werewolves, & Fairies, Oh My!

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