Friday, April 28, 2017

**SPOTLIGHT, EXCERPT & GIVEAWAY** Dating the Undead by Juliet Lyons




Dating the Undead
Author: Juliet Lyons
Series: Undead Dating Service, #1
ISBN: 9781492645306
Pub date: May 2, 2017
Genre: Paranormal Romance

WOMAN SEEKING VAMPIRE: 
Likes to keep things casual.
Absolutely no poetry Zero romance required.

Silver Harris is over clingy men maybe men altogether.
But when she shares a toe-curling kiss with a sexy Irish
vampire on New Year's Eve, she wonders if maybe it's
human men she's fed up with. Silver turns to the popular
vampire dating site, V-Date, only to discover that vampire
men are just as unimpressive as their mortal counterparts.
And her mysterious hottie? He's nowhere to be found.
Can’t a girl catch a break?
Logan Byrne can't get that sassy redhead or that kiss! out of his head. When his boss assigns him to spy on V-Date, he meets Silver again. Turns out, the police are recruiting humans to snitch on vampires through
the dating site. As the snark and sparks fly, feelings between Silver and Logan deepen. But, when old demons resurface literally
Logan isn't sure he can shield either of them from the dangers that have been lying in wait for centuries.




30 Worst/funniest clich├ęd lines from dating profiles 

To a vampire slayer: Is that a stake in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
 
Human seeks vampire: Must have a sparkling personality. 

Vampire, social drinker, seeks adventurous mortal with type O neg blood group.
 
You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
 
Want to grab a bite?
 
Are you a witch, because I’m pretty sure I’m under your spell. 

Man, you’re so hot, I’m burning up faster than I would in a midday sun.
 
Your coffin or mine?
 
Get your cloak, Dracula, you’ve pulled. 

I’d love to take you to dinner... If you're okay with being the main course...
 
I have to say, you are looking fangtastic tonight. 

You slay me in every possible sense. 

I love your outfit. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
 
If it wasn’t for the fangs, I’d think you were an angel sent from heaven. 

If I said you had a gorgeous undead body, would you hold it against me? 

Smoking hot male vampire seeks special someone—mere mortals need not apply. 

Mortal woman seeks wealthy vampire man. Must live in a castle and travel by horseback. 

I can’t offer you sunshine, but I can offer you eternity. 

Vampire seeks female companion for moonlit strolls. Must like bats. 

Seeking a partner in crime. Literally. Immortals only.
 
Male Vampire seeking a special someone to share his life or death depending on how you look at it. 

If anyone asks, we met in a bar.
 
She-vamp searching for her knight in shining armour...I turned this hot dude from the round table a few centuries back and I haven’t heard from him since. 

No baggage here! My family died in the French Revolution so if you’re down on mother-in-law’s I’m your guy (vampire). 

I enjoy hanging out with my friends, particularly in bat form. 
 
I’m a travel junkie. (If I don’t move on every 10-15 years people start to notice I don’t age). 

I’m an old-fashioned gent (156 years old) who knows how to treat a lady. Though not on a full moon...obvs. 

I don’t bite, unless you ask me to.Thank goodness I heal fast, because you are too hot to
handle. 

I’ve heard women like bad boys...With my murderous past I'm just about as bad as they come.
 I don't bite unless you ask me to.


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JULIET LYONS is a paranormal romance author from the UK. She holds a degree in Spanish and
Latin
American studies and works part-time in a local primary school where she spends far too much time discussing Harry Potter. Since joining global storytelling site Wattpad in 2014, her work has received millions of hits online and gained a legion of fans from all over the world. When she is not writing, Juliet enjoys reading and spending time with her family. Visit: www.julietlyons.co.uk
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